Caption #9

Today is celebrity Friday...

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"In a rare moment, Bob Ross loses his composure and asks the camera man to pull his finger."

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5 comments:

Joshua Stockment said...

In and effort to boost ratings Bob Ross tries ending today's episode with a new idea: using Chuck Norris jokes with his name -

"The Amazon Rain Forrest pays Bob Ross 99 cents every time a happy little tree sprouts up"

"Leonardo DaVinci was burried in an I *heart* Bob shirt"

"The afro wasn't a symbol of Black Pride, it's a symbol of Bob Pride"

"Bob Ross doesn't make mistakes; he has happy accidents"

- Noah Kiser said...

In an unexpected twist - Bob Ross - in mid show - turns on the camera and challenges Thomas Kinkade to a celebrity death match...

Luke said...

Bob Ross, a moment before Ross lost his happy, and totally went commando on his canvas and cameraman. If only the cameraman would have just left his paint-by-numbers heckling to himself.

Luke said...

I heard Bob Ross faked his own death, right? Isn't he hanging out with Biggie and Tupac in Tijuana sippin on gin n' juice?

Jon said...

We at ETV want to thank you for continuing to make quality programming like this possible. As an added incentive, we're finally going to make Bob shave his head, and for pledging just $200 or more, we'll send you a lock of Bob's hair as a special gift.